語(yǔ)言是人類最重要的交流工具
而英語(yǔ)是國(guó)際官方的指定語(yǔ)言
現(xiàn)實(shí)中一個(gè)不小心
中英互譯就成了車(chē)禍現(xiàn)場(chǎng)
中式英語(yǔ)的直接 尷尬且真實(shí)
只有想不到
沒(méi)有譯不出
這是一篇全篇錯(cuò)誤的翻譯
請(qǐng)大家收下
集中注意力
跟著mars一起游園了
成語(yǔ)園
心花怒放Heart flower angry open
美中不足American Chinese not enough
七上八下Seven up eight down
不三不四No three no four
朝三暮四Morning three night four
紅顏知己Red face konw me
怦然心動(dòng)Make my heart peng peng peng
夫妻肺片Husband and wife lung slice
人山人海People mountain people sea
馬馬虎虎Horse horse tiger tiger
絲綢之路SiChouRoad
隔墻有耳Walls have ears
名詞園
黃飛鴻Yellow fly red
吳莫愁Don’t worry Lee
張無(wú)忌Whatever zhang
容嬤嬤Let me touch touch
機(jī)槍兵Chicken gun ice
珠穆朗瑪峰Pig wood wolf house bee
停車(chē)位Car’s home
龍的傳人Long bab
噴泉Biu biu water
表妹Watch sister
原子彈Round son egg
月餅Pizza yue
火藥TNT
烏鎮(zhèn)Black town
宮殿King’s home
葬禮Dead party
新娘New woman
皇帝Yellow boss
淡水湖No salt hu
文物Old goods
尸體Dead body
纜車(chē)Lazy car
黑人Black people
大姨媽Big one mother
云海Chu yu xun’s boyfriend
饅頭Momo
枸杞Dog up
巡邏簽到處Patrol to sign everywhere
十三點(diǎn)Ten three point
開(kāi)水間Open water room
王老吉The king is awalys lucky
沙灘之子Son of beach
土匪軟殼蟹Chairman Mao’s Soft Shell Crabs in Chilli
B超The B is super
佛跳墻God use VPN
常用語(yǔ)園
無(wú)信則不立The man who have no letter can not stand
滴水之恩，涌泉相報(bào)You di da di da me ，I hua la hua la you
你是凱丁嗎At e you kidding
不，我是希斯?fàn)査?strong>No ,I’m serious
知之為知之，不知為不知Know is know noknow is noknow
走過(guò)路過(guò)，不要錯(cuò)過(guò)Go past no mistake past
有多遠(yuǎn)，死多遠(yuǎn)As far as you go to die
要錢(qián)沒(méi)有，要命一條If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one
彼此彼此You me you me
愛(ài)誰(shuí)誰(shuí)Love who who
不管三七二十一No care three seven two ten one
你不鳥(niǎo)我，我也不鳥(niǎo)你You don’t bird me, I don’t bird you
你問(wèn)我，我去問(wèn)誰(shuí):You ask me,I ask who
你有兩下子You have two down son
好好學(xué)習(xí)，天天向上Good good study,day day up
一日為師終身為父One day is your teacher, day day is your father
關(guān)公面前耍大刀Play a big knife before Guan Gong
哪涼快上哪呆著去Where cool where you stay
沒(méi)錢(qián)免談No money no talk
你給我站住You Give Me Stop
放馬過(guò)來(lái)Let the horse come on
禁止使用手機(jī)No beat phone
怎么老是你How old are you
你會(huì)倒立嗎Can you understand
雜園
拜月Byemoon
豐收Full of green
長(zhǎng)壽Long life
收銀Accept the silver
小徐理發(fā)Small Xu Li hair
慫Follow your heart
樹(shù)新風(fēng)Tree new bee
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這些翻譯簡(jiǎn)直是
Unbelievable
上述舉例
純屬搞怪，請(qǐng)勿當(dāng)真
